The Imperial Realm of Linkin Nights is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Maximus IX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 26.224 billion Linkons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bennington. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linkinist economy, worth a remarkable 3,188 trillion Sovereigns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 121,593 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linkin Nights's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Linkin.

Linkin Nights is ranked 7,020^th in the world and 15^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Populations, with 26.2 billion capita.