The Confederal-Republic of Loxenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Alex Glyn with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 11.556 billion Loxenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springdale. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loxenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Loxenian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,965 Loxenian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Loxenians, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loxenia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Loxenia is ranked 46,007^th in the world and 7^th in The Monarchy alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.42 law-abiding acts per hour.