The Valiant Vessal of McClandia Doge 2 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Abell Ton with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 7.407 billion Astroneers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abell 85. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Astroneer economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Starfirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 143,611 Starfirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, McClandia Doge 2 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McClandia Doge 2's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McClandia Doge 2 is ranked 5,916^th in the world and 51^st in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,347 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.