The Empire of Meyiostotys is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 20 million Meyisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Meyiostotysian economy, worth 746 billion Éqiosimies a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,327 Éqiosimies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is relatively low. Meyiostotys's national animal is the harvest mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meyiostotys is ranked 38,825^th in the world and 124^th in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,150.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.