The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Regent with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.236 billion Meulmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Scottia. The average income tax rate is 57.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Meulmanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,355 trillion Meulmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 408,648 Meulmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meulmania's national animal is the Great White Carp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cricket.

Meulmania is ranked 33^rd in the world and 1^st in Australia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 83,288.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.