The Doot of MLGDogeland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.351 billion Doges are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 5,236 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 392,199 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to MLGDogeland's border, elected officials who disagree with Gonk Droid have a lot of accidents, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 3,102^nd in the world and 6^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,111.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.