The Harmonious Association of NARAQuagzuretopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tuzumuki Salvador with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.948 billion Maynilakyonese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cartagena. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maynilakyonese economy, worth 587 trillion Maynilakyonese Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,120 Maynilakyonese Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, contestants on NARAQuagzuretopia's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and a flying elephant and Prime Minister Tuzumuki Salvador share the same nickname. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. NARAQuagzuretopia's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

NARAQuagzuretopia is ranked 268,834^th in the world and 3,760^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -233.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.