Population | 8.46 billion |
Capital | Greater Kowloon Metropolis |
Leader | Jasmine Shing |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Bay Dollar |
Animal | Dolphin of the Skies |
The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jasmine Shing with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.46 billion Kowloonis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Kowloon Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kowlooni economy, worth a remarkable 4,230 trillion Bay Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,084 Bay Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Everyone apparently sends Jasmine Shing hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kowloon Bay's national animal is the Dolphin of the Skies, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.
New Kowloon Bay is ranked 1,809th in the world and 33rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,036.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, everyone apparently sends Jasmine Shing hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Dreyas.
- : New Kowloon Bay was endorsed by The Republic of Ishkabibber.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper.
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in New Kowloon Bay, Kowlooni scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 82 » Astrobolt, Free Land of Rebellium, Guyana Francese, Alski, Macrasetia, Greater Sus, Zeklandia, Western Oceania, Anollasia, Venvee Republic, Faradova, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Sillitopia, Better Indonesia, Franconia and Bavaria, Samonaemia, Killettland, Grimmywelsh, Manneo Varo, Milanisca, The Democratic State Of Josora, Seantonia, Greater Granskiye, Creberg, DetroitSmash, Havia Sysis, Jaegerpondonia, Zebastani, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Old Atlantica, Kalimport, United Independent Kingdoms, The African Emirates, Taiqar, Republic of Libriano, Lower Phlebacite, The Galactic American Imperium, Chip Skylark, United federation of kurdistan, Elite Order of the Black Rose, Blogotopia, East Harkway, Democratic Nacheadasaan, The Soylent Green Party, Goat Republic, Namakan, Second Peenadian, Colonel Terrosit, Wischland, Volsordia, and 32 others.The Unidet Of Life, Confertia, Valendrose, Aquachromia, Creeptopia, Cathamye, Katitania, Danyl, North Southumberland, Tawilasha, Greater Theowherveld, Herfenzir, Clialaad, Dustwind, Javaterra, Gewisse, Coreras, Pavaro, Palman, Seranis, Kyrizstanislav, Kanycta, Republic of Ash-Land, Vallis Poenina, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Ankhion, Gosheon, Lysandrion, Ear Exploder 9000, Catsia, Ishkabibber, and Dreyas.