The of United federation of kurdistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Halwest the greate with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, devout population of 4.82 billion kurds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amed. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United federation of kurdistanian economy, worth 481 trillion Kuroes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,944 Kuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United federation of kurdistan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

United federation of kurdistan is ranked 28,904^th in the world and 260^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.