The Jingoistic States of Ordogomenistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 716 million Ordogomenistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Ordogomenicity. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ordogomenistanian economy, worth 71.5 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 99,851 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, and there's some really clean windows in Ordogomenistanian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordogomenistan's national animal is the Dragoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordogomenistan is ranked 212,346^th in the world and 3,916^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.