The Free Flowing Individuals of Pinguthazar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Supremely Snookered Sort of Chap with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.625 billion Pinguinis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Pinguville. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinguinist economy, worth 206 trillion Feathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,320 Feathers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, it's always rabbit season, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguthazar's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Holy Shiitism.

Pinguthazar is ranked 17,455^th in the world and 1,124^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,598.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.