The Empire of RealKedah is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 366 million Kedahans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federica. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The Kedahan economy, worth 15.0 trillion Ringgits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,902 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A speech a day keeps climate change away, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends, and child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RealKedah's national animal is the Goat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

RealKedah is ranked 228,586^th in the world and 3,021^st in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 412.67 pounds of wildlife per square mile.