Population | 8.545 billion |
Capital | King's Eye |
Leader | Queen |
Currency | lycan |
Animal | wolf |
The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.545 billion Gateholders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Eye. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Willow Gatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion lycans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 125,352 lycans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Willow Gate as a reminder of their "special relationship", debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, and Queen is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willow Gate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Willow Gate is ranked 2,330th in the world and 47th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 68.45 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Willow Gate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Willow Gate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, Queen is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Willow Gate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Willow Gate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Willow Gate as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Willow Gate lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
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