The United States of Regional is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Ezra Parker with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.188 billion Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 402 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,181 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Regional's national animal is the Bald Eagle and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Regional is ranked 26,273^rd in the world and 4^th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,506.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.