The Theocratic Empire of Roctubiazan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sicilus Qath Kes with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 24.88 billion Roctubiazanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scababo. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roctubiazanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion Dinguses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,166 Dinguses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Scababo for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roctubiazan's national animal is the Flying Watabo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Religion.

Roctubiazan is ranked 289,545^th in the world and 11,224^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.