The Blessed Masterdom of Champlost is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Infallible and Everlasting Master with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.8 billion Champlostians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Master's City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Champlostian economy, worth a remarkable 4,386 trillion Master's Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 342,712 Master's Ducats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,197,049 per year while the poor average 3,247, a ratio of 984 to 1.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and citizens have never heard foreign radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Champlost's national animal is the Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Righteous Orthodox Masterism.

Champlost is ranked 3,476^th in the world and 192^nd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,386.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.