The Rockin' Paradise of Roxie Island is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dope Rockstar Roxie and Hip Rapper Pearl with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.852 billion Roxie Islandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ink Pasio. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roxie Islandian economy, worth 949 trillion Roxiebucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,239 Roxiebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Roxie Island, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown. Roxie Island's national animal is the Koffing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roxie Island is ranked 118,355^th in the world and 13^th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,158.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.