The Republic of Southern Numenor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elros Tar-Minyatur with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.885 billion Southern Numenorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armenolos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Numenorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,012 trillion Castars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,992 Castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Southern Numenorian grocery store, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Numenor's national animal is the Sabertooth Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iluvatar.

Southern Numenor is ranked 290,792^nd in the world and 5,470^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -44.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.