The Oceanic Authority of Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.33 billion Oceanics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Sealand. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion Oceanic Dragoons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,032 Oceanic Dragoons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is ranked 217,933^rd in the world and 68^th in St Abbaddon for Nicest Citizens, with 7.52 average smiles per day.