The United Departments of The English Regions is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Christian Bonaparte Yard with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.637 billion English Regionsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zripton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient English Regionsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,188 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,417 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Christian Bonaparte Yard, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold. Crime is totally unknown. The English Regions's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The English Regions is ranked 1,158^th in the world and 29^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 160.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.