The Republic of The Guiseran Republic is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and enforced nudity. The hard-working population of 434 million Guiserelles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gati. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The powerhouse Guiseran Republician economy, worth 39.8 trillion GrBs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,648 GrBs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Guiseran Republic's national animal is the Latetian Panda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Guiseran Republic is ranked 221,885^th in the world and 2,888^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 436.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.