The Origamic Armada Admiral of The King of Boats in Paper Crowned is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.134 billion King of Boats in Paper Crownedians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish King of Boats in Paper Crownedian economy, worth 77.0 trillion Paper Boats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,631 Paper Boats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The King of Boats in Paper Crowned's national animal is the Paper Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The King of Boats in Paper Crowned is ranked 188,729^th in the world and 433^rd in A Taco Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -75.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.