The Allied States of Tiki Masa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.43 billion Tiki Masans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiki Hasana. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiki Masan economy, worth a remarkable 2,314 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,331 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiki Masa's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiki Masa is ranked 289,876^th in the world and 11^th in Force for Most Primitive, scoring -649.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.