The Empire of Twin Monarchy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sor Ravgolati with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.506 billion Twin Monarchists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamastone. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Twin Monarchyian economy, worth 81.0 trillion Crudes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,774 Crudes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twin Monarchy's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Twin Monarchy is ranked 187,744^th in the world and 2,335^th in the West Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.