The Ironic and Iconic Banner of Weeklingz Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arnold Schwarze with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.211 billion Weeklingzians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sonnenauburg District. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weeklingzian economy, worth 161 trillion Libertarias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,057 Libertarias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weeklingz Federation's national animal is the Two-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Grand Admiral Vorhollah of the High Seas.

Weeklingz Federation is ranked 9,086^th in the world and 81^st in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,680.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.