The Empire of Forged Great Amphibiland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sato with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.251 billion Forged Great Amphibilandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koufukuron. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Forged Great Amphibilandian economy, worth 300 trillion Snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,262 Snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forged Great Amphibiland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forged Great Amphibiland is ranked 51,876^th in the world and 257^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.65 law-abiding acts per hour.