The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.567 billion Wizardonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,921 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,994 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Wizardonia' is a smash hit. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 166^th in the world and 3^rd in Forest for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 60,931.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.