The ᛒᛁᚱᛋᛁᚱᚴᛦ of Wubdich is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of the People with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.561 billion Wubdichians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nilrem. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wubdichian economy, worth a remarkable 2,132 trillion Mark-Equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,103 Mark-Equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumour has it The Council of the People needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, there's a politician called Male Infant Redwood, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wubdich's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wubdich is ranked 291,495^th in the world and 4,146^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -818.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.