The Kingdom of Wurttemberger is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 67 million Swabians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The Swabian economy, worth 3.97 trillion Schwäbische Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,263 Schwäbische Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the industries of Wurttemberger are coughing all the way to the bank, and women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wurttemberger's national animal is the Schwäbischer Löwe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wurttemberger is ranked 139,676^th in the world and 695^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.99 law-abiding acts per hour.