The National Park of Zaporanos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rufus Wedgetail with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.563 billion Zaporanosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryoflame. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaporani economy, worth 762 trillion Zaclars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 167,122 Zaclars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, ghost regiments exist only on paper, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaporanos's national animal is the Zaclar's Cryolophosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zhaposian.

Zaporanos is ranked 6,130^th in the world and 2^nd in Kerbals of the North for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,102.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.