The Socialist Commonwealth of Archevinia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Petr Kuznetsov with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.183 billion Archevinski are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Droskograd. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archevinski economy, worth 411 trillion Archevinski baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 188,544 Archevinski baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archevinia's national animal is the Moon bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Scientific atheism.

Archevinia is ranked 3,406^th in the world and 2^nd in RGBN for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 665.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.