The Empire of Corruptoworld is a massive, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.576 billion Corruptoworldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hepburn. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corruptoworldian economy, worth 249 trillion Gems a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,835 Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corruptoworld's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corruptoworld is ranked 4,103^rd in the world and 85^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 62.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.