Population | 31.677 billion |
Capital | the world |
Leader | a tired and angry old fart |
Faith | forgotten |
Currency | colostomy bag |
Animal | really old cat |
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.677 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth an astonishing 10,952 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,757 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
A mean old man is ranked 286,232nd in the world and 4,944th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 1.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The United Empire of New North America.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Realm of The Oan Isles.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Colony of Karietown.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Suspiciously blue nation of H-Zhena.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Eternal Watchman of Dragons Blood.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of DennisDenny.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Just Married of VW53Aland.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Republic of Crestor.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of ToMaroc.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 374 » Todd McCloud, Plazland, Kelssek, Barfleur, ReeK, Headpat Central, Iodinia, Enlil, Freedomindia, New Bradenia Ghost, Amjedia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kangarawa, Unger under over, Abtracnt, Talitoa, Axdel, Bachtendekuppen, Of Centralist Brexit, New Leganes, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, Spiruvania, Arkalarius, Aeljae, ReReReRepublic, Peatiktist, Elejamie, Fellon, Slys Paws, BearStackof2015, Roliganistan, Euricanis, Tshana, Trimmania, Davinhia, Bai Lung, The Almighty Country, Republic of Berzerkistan, Lanagon, Impia Aghte, Sheelberite, Firenation91, Lundenia, Lyontisia, Ridann, Drunken Seal Islands, Lurolona, The Empire of Rijelv, Harro Waarudho, and 324 others.Adavan, Duracell, Propwash, Slongs, Packilvania, Kyrtizhan, Enou, Narinoland, Kublam, Centrical Union, Lantros, Kucia, Janoobi Jazair, Southern Yugoslavia, Kagorg Bra Corna, Federation of Knights, Islandian Free States, Aihon, Pekweng, Komiker Mawrysharken, Mundiferrum, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, United Order Republic, Dorles, Empire of Dabiristan, CheeseBurrito, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Kriov, Cacnesia, Modra, From New World, Capave, Pizza devil cat, The Armed Savages, The planet nation, Nationalist Gilgeria, Ad Honorem Dei, Danelaw Scandinavia, Busto arsizio2, Blobbo, Pledonia, Adolanta, Isahaak, Anfair, Under Upper Antartica, Pernoss, Pacifist Cowards, Solek, Myehn, Awestre Gorend, Sandboxford, Thermodolian WA Mission, Comeradia, Buushi, Brethren, Entio, Hizuru, Constervatania, Azgatan, Sansangra, Caymarnia, Mardom, Thurland, Greater Dunlain, Her Malue, The Atlotl Archipelago, Cymru Broadcasters, The Soviet Texas Union, Verconia, West Elyria, Kampf Empire, East Malaysia, Aivintis, Goodnamesarerare, Ignis Aeternus, Tychko, Vilender, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Marlands, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Tea Jol, Pakitsk, Kurikia, Kaigi, The Free Republic of Japan, Kylondia, Lointland, Mestov, Adinesi, EmpireBR, Imperial Phoenix Terra, North 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