The United States of Luccannianna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucca with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.972 billion Luccanniannans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luca. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luccanniannan economy, worth 229 trillion Lucânios a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,389 Lucânios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, skateparks can be found in every city, and the government funds large training centres to turn Lucans into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luccannianna's national animal is the Lucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lucario.

Luccannianna is ranked 12,618^th in the world and 276^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 362.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.