Population | 1.117 billion |
Capital | Conclave |
Leader | Kelebek |
Currency | Jot |
Animal | Butterfly |
The Commonwealth of New Solainsula is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kelebek with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.117 billion New Solainsulans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conclave. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Solainsulan economy, worth 135 trillion Jots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 121,383 Jots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Solainsula's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
New Solainsula is ranked 174,574th in the world and 3,002nd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 541.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Kelebek's childhood.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in New Solainsula, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : New Solainsula was endorsed by The Suspiciously blue nation of H-Zhena.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » La Xinga, East Malaysia, Troc, Azosd, Merlovich, Empire of Dabiristan, Aivintis, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Novosejia, Hizuru, Axdel, Khusja, Dremaur, The Marlands, Evdon, Hieggary, A mean old man, Marrabuk, Katalantana, Vaskeden, Atrocha, New Leganes, Stellar Colonies, Kyrisland, Arleat, Gem, Romanoddle Republic, Evrigenis, Roissyland, Vussul, New Westmore, and H-Zhena.