The Confederacy of The Arverni Lands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Celtillos II with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.415 billion Arvernians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nemossos. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Arvernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Sesterces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 213,826 Sesterces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Arvernian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous, and Wild Boar sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is relatively low. The Arverni Lands's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Arverni Lands is ranked 8,923^rd in the world and 426^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 431.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.