The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.345 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,952 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 414,972 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, Purple Unicorn is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 14,775^th in the world and 302^nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 123 kickbacks per hour.