The Republic of The people of Gabon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ruthul the second with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.639 billion Gabonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La ville éternelle. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gabonian economy, worth 194 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,809 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Gabonian resumés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The people of Gabon's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people of Gabon is ranked 209,345^th in the world and 3,799^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.