Wishes they were a Dragon (Governor): Uraniumni
WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Lair of the Dragon and Astra.
Tags: Fantasy Tech, Governorless, Invader, LGBT, Magical, and Minuscule.
The Holy Church of the Lemon contains 2 nations.
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The Largest Gambling Industry in The Holy Church of the Lemon
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As a region, The Holy Church of the Lemon is ranked 19,073rd in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Jeblaland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Moshi moshi, kawaii desu!” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of The Eye of the Needle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
Regional Happenings
- : The eye 3 departed this region for Suspicious.
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The Republic of Eighth God Isu departed this region for Suspicious.
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The Republic of Revanchist Crusader V ceased to exist.
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The Republic of Griefer departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
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The Republic of Knights Templar IX departed this region for Artificial Solar System.
- : Embassy established between Astra and The Holy Church of the Lemon.
- : Embassy cancelled between Hurricane 12 and The Holy Church of the Lemon.
- : Embassy cancelled between One Collective Brain Cell and The Holy Church of the Lemon.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Embassy 3 and The Holy Church of the Lemon.
- : Embassy cancelled between Fredonia and The Holy Church of the Lemon.
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Loading...Post by Jeblaland suppressed by 
Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCIII.
The pyramids, the library of Alexandria, the sphinx, the coliseum, the Great Wall of china, the Sumerian cuneiform tablets, the Indus River valley toilet, the Ziggurat of Mesopotamia, the mud huts of Zimbabwe, the palace of Versailles, the Sistine Chapel, The Sampsonadzes. What do all these things have in common? These all represent mankind at his absolute finest, the summit of the mountain of mans achievements. It goes down as one of man's proudest moments forever frozen in eternal glory. The heroic creators of this ingenious treasure were absolutely guided by divine hands as they wrote. The Sampsonadzes is really just a history of the human race and what it means to be human. All the hope, fear, mystery, magic, suffering, pleasure, love, hatred, cock and ball torture, everything wonderful and terrifying about life in 18 episodes. Since watching I have filled every square inch of 83 room stately manor with exotic women from every corner of the globe. Every morning at daybreak we gather around the hallowed shrine devoted to this visual bible in the great hall of my palace for an hour of quiet prayer and meditation upon the doctrines of this esoteric TOME. With revered adoration, they all graciously thank me for even uttering the words contained within the esteemed Samsons masterpiece and tell me that I have saved their souls from outer darkness by revealing them the shows wisdom. This, this show is a chant through the channels of history, granting a glorious enlightened morning for me, my 372 concubines, and for my descendants for millennia to come.
Saab Minivan and Dark soldier
The lemons of the lemon of the lemony of the dark lemon of the chicken frosty on a Monday morning with apples lemons lemons LEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by Saab Minivan suppressed by Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCIII.
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HOW DARE YOU PUT LEMONS ON PIZZA, i prefer putting it on burgers:)
look at my motto
Post by Saab Minivan suppressed by Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCIII.
fax brother
#lemonoflemonsofthelemonsofthelemonslemons
It was a dark afternoon. I was having one of the worst days in my entire life, and it seemed nothing could make me happy again. I has lost my best friend, all the boys at school kept hitting on me, and a nuclear test site moved in next door, just after I got rid of the hamster infestation. But then, I went onto the darkest corner of the internet and bought this game, Hong Kong 97, from someone who I'm pretty sure had committed crimes in China. I installed this game onto my computer and immediately all of my problems went away. The music is so beautiful and every time it loops around it makes me want to shed a tear. The gameplay is incredibly addicting and makes me very tense and on the edge of my seat. The graphical quality is so simple, yet so beautiful and I get so thrilled when I see the GIF image of an atomic bomb every time I kill one of the enemies. But the plot, oh my goodness the plot. Chin's story of how he destroyed all 1.2 billion communists while facing the threat of certain annihilation from the deceased Tong Shau Ping, a weapon more powerful than the freaking Death Star, is so gripping and absurdly genius that it rivals the masterful story-telling of The Witcher 3. However, the only bad quality is that when you do kill all 1.2 billion communists, the music stops, which is a lame reward. Every day I play this game to cure myself of my depression and is one of the few things that gives me joy in life anymore. I recommend this game highly to anyone who loves amazing gameplay and masterful story-telling.
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