The 15 республик of Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pavel Ivanovich Batov with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.476 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 379 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,379 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Pavel Ivanovich Batov's desk, cute fluffy little Pavel Ivanovich Batovs are increasingly popular exotic pets, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republic of Soviet Union's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Serve Russia.

Socialist Republic of Soviet Union is ranked 19,866^th in the world and 3^rd in Land of Europa for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 281.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.