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Governor: The Toilet Full of Urine And Diarrhea

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 593rd Most Advanced Public Education: 608th Largest Black Market: 674th+29
Largest Gambling Industry: 754th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 765th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 766th Highest Poor Incomes: 768th Most Armed: 864th Most Rebellious Youth: 909th Most Cheerful Citizens: 964th Most Developed: 1,004th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,010th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,026th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,231st Highest Average Incomes: 1,234th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,278th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,397th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,399th Most Efficient Economies: 1,420th Most Patriotic: 1,455th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,674th Most Cultured: 1,719th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,868th Largest Retail Industry: 1,907th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,151st Largest Governments: 2,151st Most Devout: 2,257th Most Inclusive: 2,357th Highest Food Quality: 2,460th Smartest Citizens: 2,527th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,538th Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,573rd
World Factbook Entry

The Toilet.

Embassies: Fredonia and Sea.

Tags: Casual, Fandom, Liberal, Libertarian, Magical, Minuscule, Parody, and Surreal.

The Toilet is home to a single nation.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in The Toilet

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

As a region, The Toilet is ranked 754th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Toilet Full of Urine And DiarrheaFather Knows Best State“Just Give Me A Few Minutes”

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The Toilet Regional Message Board

Whoof! that was a big one.

Holy crap, out the the toilet bowl and into the toilet. Fortunately we're just passing thru on our way south, but I'll leave you with the same information I left them:

Types of People One Meets in a Public Washroom

1. Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. Sociable: Joins friends in a piss whether he has to go or not.

3. Cross eyed: Looks into urinal on left, pisses into one in center, flushes one on the right.

4. Nosey: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

5. Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he has already used it, sneaks back later.

6. Indifferent: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

7. Clever: No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.

8. Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately, makes quick inspection.

9. Absentminded: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. Sneaky: Farts silently while leaking, acts innocent.

11. Childish: Leaks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.

12. Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

13. Tough: Bangs dick along side of urinal to dry it.

14. Fat: Has to back up and take a long, blind shot at the urinal, misses, pisses on shoe.

15. Little: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

16. Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

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Stop Flushing Pineapples Down the Toilet **Immature Giggle** Toilet

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*pukes into the toilet*

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