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Jammy Councillor (Governor): The Empire of Clamvill

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The jam jar

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 508th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,200th Most Devout: 2,442nd+4
Most Inclusive: 2,671st Largest Welfare Programs: 2,673rd Highest Food Quality: 2,797th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,853rd
World Factbook Entry

Once upon a time, the Deep Fried Breadlands was big and great and full of crumbs...
But one day, everything was blown away by a nuclear ash cloud, freezing everything away...
Now a once stagnant nation has rebirthed, and reheated this once desolate region into...

TOASTOPOLIS!

The Jam Jar, rising from the frozen ashes of the Breadlands, proudly welcomes you to
Toastopolis, the world's most pleasant and delicious desert (now at a reasonable temperature)

Before you stands a great legacy of many nations, once all working in unison
However, that is but a distant memory. The Jam Jar seeks to reclaim that lost glory

Together with my fellow allied nations, I graciously ask you to join us on our journey to greatness

Kind regards,
Astolfo of The jam jar


Embassies: Canguta Nations, Gypsy Lands, Hollow Point, The Carrot Patch, The Sea of Love, 0 0 0, Guinea Kiribati, Travelling Wilburys, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, Chicken overlords, Fredonia, Arconian Empire, The Empires And Republics Of Power, The Embassy 3, T2R, Lewisham, and 2 others.Dispatchia, and Hurricane 12.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Minuscule, and Silly.

Toastopolis contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Advanced Public Education in Toastopolis

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Toastopolis is ranked 4,960th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of ClamvillCorrupt Dictatorship“If you're not nervous then something's wrong”
2.The Viking State of LenkyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“E pluribus Unum”

Regional Happenings

  • : The Empire of Clamvill succeeded The jam jar as Governor of Toastopolis.
  • : Regional Founder The jam jar ceased to exist.
  • : The jam jar renamed the office held by The Empire of Clamvill from "Toasty Associate" to "Toasty Co-Founder" in Toastopolis.
  • : The jam jar named the Governor's office Jammy Councillor in Toastopolis.
  • : The jam jar granted Successor authority to The Empire of Clamvill and renamed the office from "Vice-Delegate" to "Toasty Associate" in Toastopolis.
  • : The jam jar appointed The Empire of Clamvill as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Toastopolis.
  • : The jam jar arrived from Osiris.
  • : The Viking State of Lenky arrived from Bozarkia roleplay.
  • : Regional Founder The jam jar ceased to exist.
  • : Bingus supremacy ceased to exist.

More...

Toastopolis Regional Message Board

Birthday cake herby

Beep beep! Congrats on being the featured region of the day! Anyone for some cake?

The jam jar, Featured Hopper, The strange man, A Cardboard Box, and 5 othersA Featured Region, Triod, Mata Featured, Publicity stunt, and Doin for fame

The strange man

A man dressed in black appears in a dark alley

Congrats, you are being featured. See you soon. I hope...

He disappears into the dark shadows of the night

The jam jar, Featured Hopper, A Cardboard Box, A Featured Region, and 4 othersTriod, Mata Featured, Publicity stunt, and Doin for fame

Writing to all who drop by today

A most blessed day is upon us, inhabitants of Toastopolis!
Our little plot of land has been gifted a massive shout-out in the form of a Feature!

With the whole world recognising our quiet, peaceful existence, I welcome all to kick back and relax

May your days all be wonderful, and your morning bread be perfectly toasted!

Yours flabbergastedly,
Astolfo of The jam jar

Featured Hopper, A Cardboard Box, A Featured Region, Triod, and 3 othersMata Featured, Publicity stunt, and Doin for fame

*hop hop hop*

Congrats on being featured! Anyone seen a carrot?

The jam jar, A Cardboard Box, A Featured Region, Triod, and 2 othersMata Featured, and Publicity stunt

Three cheers for your region 🎉

The jam jar, Featured Hopper, A Featured Region, Triod, and 3 othersMata Featured, Publicity stunt, and Doin for fame

Congratulations! You have been Featured!

The jam jar, Featured Hopper, A Featured Region, Mata Featured, and 2 othersPublicity stunt, and Doin for fame

Congratulations, you have been featured

The jam jar, Featured Hopper, A Featured Region, Mata Featured, and 2 othersPublicity stunt, and Doin for fame

A Giant Meteor blazes through the sky overhead; leaving a trail of sparks in the sky above your region; those sparks seem to fall in a particular pattern, spelling out the words:

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED

before the meteor vanishes over the horizon; leaving the sky dark and empty as it passes through.

The jam jar, Featured Hopper, A Featured Region, Mata Featured, and 2 othersPublicity stunt, and Doin for fame

An urgent message for all residents of Toastopolis!

Very soon, a great and terrible conflict will be upon us. Today, we gear up for war!

Prepare your forces, ready your arms bakeries, and rise up to the occasion like well baked cookie dough!

If you wish to contribute to the glory of a morning toast, look no further than the link below to sign up for our faction: the Crispy Crumb Corps!

I await your arrival to the front lines, fellow leaders. May nothing stand in our whey!

Yours Armed and Readily,
Astolfo of The jam jar

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