The Glorious Regime of AAAHHHchooo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.491 billion AAAHHHchoooans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serdtse Mira. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient AAAHHHchoooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,295 points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, pedants defending Glorious Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and sick days are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AAAHHHchooo's national animal is the Red Kite, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Dictatorship.

AAAHHHchooo is ranked 9,465^th in the world and 23^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,876.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.