The Republic of Tosara is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Acverden Remirni with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 4.835 billion Tosarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tethnisfea. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tosaran economy, worth 472 trillion Florins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,740 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, euthanasia is legal, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tosara's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tosara is ranked 255,893^rd in the world and 355^th in The League for Most Primitive, scoring -171.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.