The Grand Duchy of Abrahamgrad is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Abraham with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.741 billion Abrahamgradians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abraham city. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The powerhouse Abrahamgradian economy, worth 171 trillion Abecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,688 Abecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A rusted hulk in Abraham city harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The League, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abrahamgrad's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Abrahamgrad is ranked 9,530^th in the world and 25^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,870.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.