The Place of Adavan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.509 billion Adavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearlin. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Adavanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,396 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,175 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Adavan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adavan is ranked 731^st in the world and 14^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 178.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.