The Technocracy of Andoros is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.258 billion Andorosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,648 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,610 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,284,079 per year while the poor average 67,835, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

The hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, movie references are legally admissible in court, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and Leader has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 27,989^th in the world and 75^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,928.09 on the Gilded Widget Scale.