The Technocracy of Andoros is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.208 billion Andorosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Andorosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,634 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 350,913 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,326,334 per year while the poor average 64,596, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andoros's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andoros is ranked 1,584^th in the world and 5^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 33,360.78 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.