The Republic of Aquariani is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.285 billion Aquarianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquarianian economy, worth 509 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,933 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Aquarianian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. Aquariani's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aquariani is ranked 19,548^th in the world and 1,412^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.09 law-abiding acts per hour.