The Republic of Aquariani is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.338 billion Aquarianians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquarianian economy, worth 515 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,945 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Aquariani has found 2 easter eggs), and political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime is totally unknown. Aquariani's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aquariani is ranked 276,668^th in the world and 10,389^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -296.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.